Herman Cain Quotes Pokemon in Speech

"If only to seal the GOP nomination in the Johto region"

A little while back I reported on John McCain throwing down some hobbit smack talk and didn't think I could let this little nugget of geek goodness get on by either as GOP candidate Herman Cain throws down a reference of his own. If you've seen Pokemon 2000 (the sequel to the first movie, and not the one wear Pokemon tears solve energy ball induced Medusafication) the quote comes from a song that plays at the end of the movie by Donna Summers.

Cain (as if he wrote his own speech) claims instead that the inspiration came from the 2000 Sydney Olympics...which is always my go to when I look for inspiring words in public speeches. When I heard Pokemon 2000 the first thing that crossed my mind was being 10 and hearing Jesse from Team Rocket say the word "sex" and how it blew my mind completely...so with that I present the speech, song, and a hilarious re-edit of my beloved scene below...enjoy it...and save your vote this primary for the very best, like no one ever was.