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Awesomely Awful Turkish STAR WARS Action Figures

Check out this crazy toyline of Turkish Star Wars action figures. These are a completely unlicensed rip-off George Lucas' Star Wars characters, and they're called Uzay action figures. What makes these so funny is the card art used for the background of the toys. I also love how the creators just removed letters from the names of the characters, so we're left with names like See-Threep, the "Stormtroper," and Imperial Commande. Apparently this line of 1980'd figures are big among Star Wars collectors. Here's a fun synopsis of these toys written by Joseph Yglesias:

No line of unlicensed Star Wars figures is as sought after as the Turkish line known as Uzay. Produced sometime in the latter part of the 1980s, the primary charm of the Uzay figures lies in their blister card art; not only are the card images incredibly cheesy, at their best they border on the psychadelic. To some collectors, a figure like the Imperial Gunner, the blister card of which shows the figure standing beside a cleverly-photographed calculator, is just too goofy to resist. And don't get me started on the Chewbacca blister. Do you think they really have gourds on Kashyyyk?

Trying to complete a set of Uzay carded figures is a daunting task; it might even be impossible. For one thing, the figures are exceedingly rare. Although certain figures, such as the AT-AT Driver and Stormtrooper, have turned up on the collector's market with some degree of frequency, others, among them the mysterious Head Man figure, are thought to be one-of-a-kind pieces....and their owners are often not easily persuaded to sell. Additionally, the packages of these figures are quite fragile; their bubbles, for instance, are made from a very weak and brittle plastic, which often breaks given the slightest abuse. In short, if you're a collector who wants to start collecting Uzay figures, you'd better be prepared to 1) spend a lot of money, and 2) accept lesser-condition pieces when the situation necessitates it. But don't worry, such concessions are made in the interest of collecting high quality, beautiful merchandise, right? Um...right?

Check out the collection below! What is your favorite figure?

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