Leg Humping Robots: The Future Of TSA

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CNet comes to us with another strange robotic creation out of Asia. No, it's not Japan this time, but the Chinese who give us "Clothbot". What is "Clothbot"? Put some synthetic fur on it and it can be an animatronic toy galloping about your body. It can serve as a holder for your phone attached to your shoulder, which I don't know why anyone would want that, but moving on. The final suggestion, and perhaps the most likely application for this intrusive little bot is airport screenings. While it tends to get a little fresh whilst climbing up the leg, it's guaranteed to cover your body with its grinds and wiggles, every square inch. Better than a TSA pat down or full body scan? You be the judge.

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