Move Over Astrological Sign. Which STAR WARS Character Are You?

Star Wars by Eli Reyes

 

I hate when conversations go to astrological signs. There's nothing lamer than a guy hitting on a girl by asking what sign she is. If you swear that those profiles and horoscopes are accurate to only you, and not EVERYONE then I think this is where our friendship ends. But I'm not gonna complain and not provide a substitute for this obsession. You can't quit cold turkey so I'll give you another "astrological" system to go off of.
This pack of Star Wars Family Car Decals (on sale at ThinkGeek) gave me an idea. I know you're used to saying things like, "I'm a gemini." But what if you could say, "I'm a Jedi," instead??? Isn't that way cooler?! Slightly geekier, but way less lame. According to this "chart" (not in anyway scientific, I know), I myself am a Bounty Hunter. Ladies, you're always a princess on this system so get on board. Clearly grandparents will be some form of Yoda, or Vader if they're on a respirator. Pets will be droids. And your hippie uncle who fought in 'Nam is Chewbacca.
Which Star Wars character are you?

 

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