Worst Toy Ever! E.T. Finger Light

Even though this toy represents a very iconic moment from Steven Spielberg's 1982 classic E.T: The Extra Terrestrial, for some reason this is is by far the worst toy ever. Hulk Hands are totally cool, but this E.T. "finger" is not. I can't quite figure out the reason why... oh wait! I know why. It's because this wrinkly old finger looks more like a prop from Boogie Nights than a toy from a kids movie! It's no wonder they eventually switched to a whole hand version of this toy in later incarnations.

If you'll find some use for this retro toy in your collection, you can pick it up from Ebay.