SHARKNADO 2: THE SECOND ONE Coming July 2014

RantMovie by Joey Paur

Mondo Poster by Anthony Petrie

Look, I understand there was a lot of hype for Sharknado, but when I watched it, I couldn't wait for it to end. The movie was terrible in every way, and I don't think it even falls into the "so bad, it's good" territory. I didn't like the movie at all, but I know a lot of you did. It made for a great trailer, but that's it. I just think it was a waste. 

Now they're making the sequel, which is even more of a waste! It will be called Sharknado 2: The Second One, and it will be released July of 2014.  

I just don't like the fact that people are making poorly made movies on purpose. It's like, "Hey! Let's take a few million dollars and make a bad movie on purpose!" That just sounds like a terrible plan, especially when they could take that money and actually try to make a decent movie. If they actually tried to make Sharknado a good movie, then it would probably fall into that "so bad, it's good" territory. The fact that they force it to be bad is just stupid. 

Agree with me or not, you're all entitled to your own opinion, and I respect that. But damn, I just don't understand why these guys can't at least make an effort to make good movies. It's the same reason I can't stand those stupid ass parody films like the Scary Movie franchise. 

Here's the full press release: 

A decision has been reached! After reviewing more than 5,000 Twitter submissions to its Name Sharknado 2 social media contest, Syfy announced that the title of the eagerly anticipated Sharknado sequel is…

SHARKNADO 2: THE SECOND ONE
Said Thomas Vitale, Executive Vice President, Programming and Original Movies, Syfy: “Since Twitter played such a huge role in the success of the original movie, we wanted to use that platform to ask our fans to name Sharknado 2. This response is another reminder of how Sharknado has become a pop culture phenomenon. We want to thank all our viewers for their wonderful contributions to keeping up the shark-mentum.”
Sharknado 2: The Second One, which will also be produced by The Asylum, hits land July 2014. The movie will be set in New York City.
In Sharknado, regulars of a beachside bar including owner Fin (Ian Ziering/Beverly Hills 90210), bartender Nova (Cassie Scerbo/Make It Or Break It) and local drunk George (John Heard/Home Alone) teamed up with Fin’s ex-wife April (Tara Reid/Scrubs) to investigate the ecological nightmare that has sharks swimming through the streets of Los Angeles and falling from the skies.
Syfy is a media destination for imagination-based entertainment. With year round acclaimed original series, events, blockbuster movies, classic science fiction and fantasy programming, a dynamic Web site (www.Syfy.com), and a portfolio of adjacent business (Syfy Ventures), Syfy is a passport to limitless possibilities. Originally launched in 1992 as SCI FI Channel, and currently in more than 98 million homes, Syfy is a network of NBCUniversal, one of the world's leading media and entertainment companies. (Syfy. Imagine greater.)

 

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