AMERICAN HORROR STORY Season 6: Oh the Possibilities!
We are only a day away from the premiere of American Horror Story season six, and we still have no official confirmation of what this season’s theme will be. It has been thought that this upcoming season will be called “The Mist,” but no one knows for sure.
In the meantime, we have seen a whole host of teasers and promos for the season, and each one contains a little something different (some being more relevant to the theme than others). The latest spot, titled “Bite me” contains a lovely little arachnid with a wide vocal range (you can check it out here).
In anticipation of this upcoming season, I have decided to list some possible themes that I believe could be the focus of this upcoming season.
1. American Horror Story: The Machines
Evan Peters' character, Gus, is in the middle of his shift at work and gets hungry. He struggles to decide whether he should just ride out the day and starve or buy a snack from the vending machine with his last dollar. He chooses the vending machine, and boy did he choose wrong. We watch as Gus’ snack gets stuck on its way down and Gus is helpless to do anything about it. Each week, we watch Gus get screwed over by different machines in his office, which seemingly has an absurd number of vending machines. OH THE HORROR!
2. American Horror Story: Sand Memories
Each week viewers are subject to an hour of Hayden Christensen re-enacting that scene from Attack of The Clones where he vents about sand. Tagline: This season is gonna be ROUGH. Just in case you needed a reminder:
3. American Horror Story: Earworm
Each week we watch Sarah Paulson suffer as she tries to figure out what song is stuck in her head. The type of earworm where you are unsure of all of the lyrics, so you hum a tune that may or may not be the chorus of that particular song; and the only person around has absolutely no idea what is going on. Viewers live in fear week to week, hoping that they don’t catch "The Earworm."
4. American Horror Story: The Clutch
Each week viewers watch different cast members experience random spurts of flatulence as they ride a crowded elevator. The cast tries different ways to try relieve their gas while simultaneously trying not to embarrass themselves. Season highlights: Lady Gaga, the severed head of Kathy Bates, and Evan Peters in that black spandex suit from season one.
5. American Horror Story: Buds
Apple releases the next generation of iPhone without a headphone jack, forcing people to use wireless earbuds, earbuds that customers will inevitably lose. THIS IS JUST DISASTROUS! This could be an INTERNATIONAL horror story if you ask me! I mean, I probably would lose mine before I even open the box! Good thing that this isn’t—oh…
I guess only time will tell what this seasons theme will be. Tune in to FX on September 14th at 10 p.m. to find out.