If years of sci fi consumption has taught me anything, it's that all alien species, no matter how intelligent, bad ass, or invincible they look, don't have s*** on the human race. At the very worst they enslave us for a short period of time, only for one of us to rain down the fire of human ingenuity to collapse their well thought out plans. It is for this reason likely that Tom Scoot of the Interstellar Safety Council created this video warning other races and life forms of the danger of tussling with the human race. Speaking of which, do we as a species have a victory chant? We need to get a victory chant.