SHARKNADO 3 Gets a Ridiculous Title and a Premiere Date
The SyFy Channel has announced that the title of Sharkanado 3 will be Sharknado: Oh Hell No! What else did you expect from the title? It fits the absurd over-the-top franchise. Chris Regina, SVP of program strategy at SyFy had this to say:
"We wanted this third title to boldly go where no shark movie has gone before. Sharknado 3: Oh Hell No! embraces the larger-than-life irreverence that has made these movies so popular and entertaining.”
They also revealed that the two-hour premiere will be on Wednesday, July 22nd at 9pm. Anthony C. Ferrante is directing the movie, which is based on the screenplay by Thunder Levin. In this next chapter, the sharknadoes will be causing chaos in Washington, D.C. and then devastate the Eastern Seaboard moving toward Florida.
Sharknado 3 will cause mass destruction in Washington, D.C. before roaring down the Eastern Seaboard and into Florida, and stars Ian Ziering as Fin, Tara Reid as April and Cassie Scerbo as Nova. Joining them will be David Hasselhoff as Fin’s father, Gil; Bo Derek will play April’s mother, May; Ryan Newman will play April and Fin’s daughter, Claudia Shepard, and Jack Griffo will portray Claudia’s friend, Billy.
Additional cameo roles include Mark Cuban as the President of the United States; Ann Coulter as the Vice President; Michele Bachmann as herself; Jerry Springer as Mr. White, a manic tourist; Washington Redskins tackle Tom Compton as a reporter; *NSYNC singer Chris Kirkpatrick as a pool lifeguard, and Chris Jericho, who will portray Bruce the roller coaster ride operator.
Will any of you be tuning in to watch this thing? Also, I'm not sure if the poster above is legit or fan made.