Super Mario Kart Ride-On Vehicle

The Super Mario Kart Ride-On Vehicle by JAKKS Pacific is a Nintendo fanboy's dream come true. The only drawback is that it’s for kids ages 4 and up and persons under 70 lbs. With a top speed of 2.5 mph, you’re not going to be able to create a very exciting kids Mario Kart race circuit (unless you mod them).

Details from the Toys “R” Us product page: Let your little one race to the finish line in the Super Mario Kart Ride-On Vehicle. This ride-on features forward and reverse driving and on- and off-road tires, so he or she can take on tough terrain! The brake pedal system and seat belt offer safety, while the fun sounds come straight from the game.

Product Highlights: Forward and reverse driving, Working pedals, Brake pedal system offers reliable stopping, Seat belt for safety, On- and off-road tires, and Makes fun sounds from the game.

Just because it’s designed for kids doesn’t mean you can’t take it home, but I’m not sure what an adult person would do with it. You can pre-order it on Toys “R” Us for $199. (Thanks: Laughing Squid)