That's No Moon, It's a Death Star Toaster

Does this Death Star toaster contain the ultimate power in the universe? That remains to be seen, but one thing's for sure: it will actually brand the Star Wars logo onto every piece of toast that you...well, toast. And this is an officially licensed product, too — none of that amateur sh*t around here. This bad boy has a reheat, defrost, and quick-stop function, and it will set you back around $67. It ships in September...just enough time for you to forget you ordered it and be pleasantly surprised when it arrives. Check out some photos below:

Source: The Fowndry, via io9