Marvel Releases a Funny New Synopsis for DEADPOOL & WOLVERINE
Marvel Studios has released a couple of new synopsis for Deadpool & Wolverine. This first is a Disney-friendly version that reads:
Wolverine is recovering from his injuries when he crosses paths with the loudmouth, Deadpool. They team up to defeat a common enemy.
Then there’s a frustrated, uncensored version of the synopsis, which sounds a lot more like Deadpool.
Marvel Studios presents their most significant mistake to date – Deadpool & Wolverine. A listless Wade Wilson toils away in civilian life.
His days as the morally flexible mercenary, Deadpool, behind him. When his homeworld faces an existential threat, Wade must reluctantly suit-up again with an even more reluctantlier… reluctanter? Reluctantest?
He must convince a reluctant Wolverine to – Fu-k. Synopses are so f–king stupid.
I couldn’t help but laugh at that. Sometimes synopses are stupid! The synopsis was released as tickets for Deadpool & Wolverine have officially gone up for sale.
The existential threat in the movie is Cassandra Nova (Emma Corrin), who is the evil twin sister of the X-Men's Professor Charles Xavier who poses a threat to the multiverse.
This whole story will lead to Deadpool changing the history of the MCU as he and Wolverine jump across the multiverse in a crazy adventure.
I can’t wait to watch this movie!
Shawn Levy is directing the movie and the confirmed cast for the movie includes Ryan Reynolds as Deadpool, Hugh Jackman as Logan, Emma Corrin as Cassandra Nova, Morena Baccarin and Stefan Kapicic as Vanessa and Colossus, Matthew Macfadyen as a TVA Agent, and Leslie Uggams as Blind Al.
They are joined by Brianna Hildebrand and Shioli Kutsuna, who will also return to the franchise as Negasonic Teenage Warhead and Negasonic Teenage Warhead’s girlfriend Yukio. It was previously confirmed that Jennifer Garner will return as Elektra in the movie.
Deadpool & Wolverine will hit theaters on July 26th!
